Bawdy Refrain

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Bawdy Refrain

Bawdy Refrain

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 11

Nothing makes you as popular with your friends or as unpopular with your enemies as a thorough repertoire of ribald songs.

Deal Sleaze Damage to your opponent

Source: Guild Trainer
Price: 4,000 Meat
Class: Accordion Thief
Level: 9
Effect: With an accordion equipped: deals (base accordion damage) + (0.35*Mox) Sleaze Damage.

With no accordion equipped: deals (0.25*Mox) Sleaze Damage.

Mox is buffed Moxie (uncapped), and divisions are rounded down.

When Used:
With an accordion equipped:

You play an old polka about how the hedgehog can never be buggered at all on your <accordion>. The last verse hits your opponent for a shameful X damage.

or

You play a polka with raunchy lyrics about how a wizard's staff has a knob on the end, really belting out the shameful couplets. Your opponents suffer X damage.

or

You play the Dodgy Sausage Polka on your <accordion>. The raunchy chorus makes your opponent blush so hard that <it> takes X damage.

or

You play the Man from Nantucket Polka on your <accordion>, not skimping on the ribald lyrics. It embarrasses your opponent for X damage.

or

You play the Hide the Pickle in the Pickle Barrel Polka on your <accordion>, really selling the sleazy lyrics. Your opponent blushes and takes X damage.

or

You belt out a bawdy refrain, accompanying yourself with your <accordion>. It deals an embarrassing X damage. Embarrassing to your foe, I mean, not to you.

or

You play the Dirty Limerick Polka on your <accordion>. The verse about the young lady named Alice hits <it> for an embarrassing X damage.

or

You play the Train in the Tunnel Polka on your <accordion>. The double entendres hit your opponent for X damage.

or

You play the Smut Orc Polka on your <accordion>, shamelessly belting out the completely innocent lyrics. For some strange reason, your opponent blushes and takes X damage.

or

You play the Knob Goblin Harem Polka on your <accordion>. The last couple of couplets are singularly raunchy, and embarrass your opponent for X damage.

Without an accordion equipped:

You sing an old polka about how the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. The last verse hits your opponent for a shameful X damage, but it really needs an accordion wheezing away in the background to sell it.

or

You sing the Knob Goblin Harem Polka. It does X damage, but you really need an accordion to do the raunchy solo in the middle.

Notes

References

  • "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All" and "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End" are both fictional songs from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.