Spirit of New Wave (The Nemesis' Lair)
| Spirit of New Wave | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 876 |
| Locations | The Nemesis' Lair (Disco Bandit) |
| Hit Points | 220 |
| Attack | 170 |
| Defense | 153 |
| No-Hit | 180 |
| Initiative | 80 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso, turntable |
| Drops | Volartta's bellbottoms |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Spirit of New WaveYour Nemesis gives you a round of slow, sarcastic applause as he walks down the stairs from the DJ booth. "I figured my little automatons wouldn't stop you, Disco Bandit. But, it was fun to watch them try." 'You're gonna need a hell of a lot more than some chintzy robots to beat me, Spirit of New Wave."
"Rave."
"...What?"
"I changed my name. It's "The Spirit of New Rave" now. See, that's what separates me from you fossils. You're so set in your ways, so unhip to what's happening. Me, on the other hand -- I know how to adapt. Out with the old, in with the new."
The spirit raises his arms and gestures at the scenery and flashing lights of the ancient Disco Temple. "It's funny, though, isn't it? The more things change, the more they stay the same."
"Well," you growl, readying your weapon, "here's one thing that's definitely stayed the same: I kicked your ass last time we met, and now I'm going to do it again."
Hit Message(s):
He punches you in the stomach. I mean that literally -- his ghostly fist passes through your skin, and he punches your actual stomach. Ow! Argh! Ow!
The Spirit wings a record at you, causing deep scratches in your <solar plexus>. Get it? Scratches? Argh! Eek! Argh!
The Spirit's turntable emits a wave of deep throbbing bass that makes your internal organs vibrate uncomfortably. Oof! Eek! Ooh!
His turntable emits a high-pitched electronic wail. Blood begins to trickle out of your ears. Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!
The Spirit clocks you in the side of the head with his turntable, filling the room with even more colored lights than there were before. Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ow!
He swings at you, but his ghostly fist passes right through. It's kind of chilly, and a little disconcerting.
The Spirit wings a record at you, but you jump out of the way and it clatters harmlessly on the floor.
The Spirit's turntable emits a pounding bass beat. It's an okay groove, but not really to your taste.
His turntable emits a high-pitched electronic wail, but a lifetime of loud concerts has inured you to such things. Who knew partial deafness could be a benefit?
An errant beam of light from the disco ball catches the Spirit in the eyes, momentarily blinding him. (FUMBLE!)
After victory:
The Spirit of New Wave -- I mean, Rave -- reels back, gasping for breath. Which is a little weird for a spirit, I guess, but since we've been ignoring the fact that you're beating up on a non-corporeal entity up to now, it's probably best to just continue on in that vein.
"You may think you've won, Disco Bandit, but I'm just getting started!" he howls. "I won't rest until disco is wiped from the face of the planet!"
"Speaking of faces and wiping," you say, "I'm going to wipe the dance floor with yours. C'mere."
"This isn't over! I'm going to show you my true power!" And with that, he dashes into the doorway his bodyguards entered through, and vanishes from sight.
Before giving chase, you take a quick look around the club and DJ booth, and find something of interest:
 | You acquire an item: Volartta's bellbottoms |
| You gain 14 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair.
Notes
- Unlocks A Volcanic Cave
- This monster cannot be copied.
