Spirit of the Slug Lord

Deep within the Alley, you feel a strange presence. A ghostly blur appears before you, introduces himself as the Slug Lord, and recites a poem:

I had a home secure and dank
'Til salt got flushed down the septic tank
Now I'll no longer make romance
But you can still get in my pants.

He gives you a map.

You acquire an item: the Slug Lord's map

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Occurs in the Sleazy Back Alley.