Spleen

Every character has a spleen, whether they like it or not. As with the stomach and liver, their spleen counter starts off at 0 (undamaged) every day after rollover and increases with the use of certain items.

As with fullness, spleenliness:

• has a maximum of 15 which cannot be exceeded;
• has no negative effect at all for reaching your limit for the day;
• does not and never will have any visible counter to tell the player how damaged their character's spleen is.

As with both drunkenness and fullness, there is a skill that increases the maximum amount of spleen-damaging items you can use in one day from 15 to 20. The Spleen of Steel skill is only available to Oxygenarians.

Different items have different spleen damaging quantities. Oyster eggs and basic, advanced, and final substat boosters all have spleenliness of one. A Can of Red Minotaur has a spleenliness of three. Hatorade and Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air both have spleenliness of five.