Spooky mummy
You're fighting a spooky mummyIn the Spooky Forest, you are attacked by one of the spookiest mummies you've ever seen.
This isn't saying much, though, since you've never found mummies to be particularly spooky. I mean, "Ooooh, no! I'll have to walk slightly faster if I want to escape!"
He tries to wrap you in his bandages, but you amble away at a leisurely pace.
He transforms into his true form, which turns out to be a pudgy, doe-eyed guy. You laugh at him until he runs away crying.
He wraps you up in bandages, then pulls the end of it really fast so you spin around and fall down. And hit your head on a passing rock. Ow!
He summons a swarm of flesh-eating beetles, which do about what you'd expect. If only they'd have been beatles, instead -- those just hold your hand. Ow!
You gain 12 Meat.
You acquire an item: dried face
You acquire an item: spooky shrunken head
You gain 1 smarm.
Reference: Stephen King's Desperation. Refers to the comment a main character's friend made while watching The Mummy.
Occurs at The Spooky Forest.
