Sporto
| Sporto | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1356 |
| Locations | The Hallowed Halls |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+2 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+2 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, adam's apple |
| Drops | surgical tape, folder (sportsballs), stepmom's booze, twisted-up wet towel |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a sportoThis hulking monstrosity is a member of the KOLHS Lacrosse Team. People often use the term "built like a brick house" to talk about beautiful women, but in this case it means "sturdy, broad, hard to knock over, and would hurt you if you punched it."
And, of course, "unlikely to be felled by a hyperventilating wolf."
Hit Message(s):
She hits you with a lacrosse stick. You're a bit cross about it. Ouch!
She puts you in a headlock and gives you a noogie.Ouch!
She gives you a wedgie, which is both painful and humiliating. Ouch!
She whips a lacrosse ball at you, and it leaves a circular bruise on your arse.Ouch!
She hip-checks you into the lockers, making a you-shaped dent. Ouch!
She throws an elbow, and you fail to give her elbow room, so you get hit in the <thigh>. Ouch!
She scoops you up in her lacrosse net, swings you over her head, and whips you down the hall and into the bank of lockers opposite. You now have a deep sympathy for those poor lacrosse balls. Ouch!
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 | You acquire an item: twisted-up wet towel |
 | You acquire an item: surgical tape |
 | You acquire an item: stepmom's booze |
 | You acquire an item: folder (sportsballs) |
Occurs at The Hallowed Halls.
Notes
- This monster scales to your stats plus 2 (total capped at 200), plus +ML.
- The folder (sportsballs) presumably only drops if you have an over-the-shoulder Folder Holder equipped.
