Staff of the All-Steak
Staff of the All-Steak
Even before Meat was the currency of the Kingdom, its importance was well-understood. This staff is a symbol of that understanding, and also a cool wizard staff.
Type: weapon (1-handed chefstaff)
Damage: 1 - 2
Mysticality Required: 50
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest ItemSpell Damage +50%
Damage Reduction: 15
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
(In-game plural: Staff of the All-Steaks)
Obtained From
In Combat
| Jiggle your Staff of the All-Steak |
With charges remaining:
You jiggle the staff. A transluscent, whirling steak -- a steak of pure energy -- forms in the air before[sic]?. It expands until it seems to encompass the entire world. The All-Steak. There is sudden clarity: You have been inside the steak all along.
At the end of combat, after using a charge:
In the fading sunset glow of the All-Steak, items are much easier to find.
With no charges remaining:
You jiggle the staff, but there are no theatrics. Just a squirt of nasty congealed grease, which surprises and displays your opponent to the tune of ?16? damage.
Notes
- You can only jiggle your staff once per fight.
- Jiggling the staff gives a +300% items bonus.
