Stench bugbear

Stench bugbear
Monster ID	1395
Locations	Dreadsylvanian Woods
Hit Points	800
Attack	500
Defense	500
Initiative	25
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	stinkwater, Freddy Kruegerand, Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Never Changes His Socks

You see a set of tracks in the forest path ahead of you. The grass around the tracks is all wilted and blackened, and the tracks themselves are full of pure garbage-slime decomposed plant matter. "What hideous, malodorous, grotesque, unloved creature did this?" you ask aloud.

"Well, now you've gone and hurt my feelings," a bugbear hisses, and jumps out from behind a tree to attack.

Hit Message(s):

She bites you with one decaying tooth. Somehow, the bite is even stinkier than her bark. Ugh! Ow! Argh! (stench damage)

She belches right in your face with breath that could peel wallpaper on a wall that's not wallpapered. Ugh! Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)

She spits foul bugbear spit on you. It smells even worse than her breath. Argh! Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)

She scratches you with a stinky claw. Your blood turns green as it encounters the lingering stench. Argh! Oof! Ouch! (stench damage)

She slashes her own forearm and drips green, foul-smelling blood on you. Ouch! Argh! Ow! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

She tries to belch in your face, but notices her breath is merely eye-watering instead of nauseating, and stops to munch some Limburger cheese and a couple of raw cloves of garlic. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

She scratches you with a stinky claw. Your blood turns green as it encounters the lingering stench. (stench damage) The bugbear licks you with its fetid tongue. (stench damage)

You acquire an effect: Nauseated (duration: 2 Adventures)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: stinkwater

You acquire an item: Freddy Krueggerand Data:Freddy Krueggerand

You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page

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Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Woods

Notes

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• The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:

	A nauseating, horrible smell seeps from the very earth in this part of the forest. It smells like rotten eggs, bad meat, and good cheese, with a healthy soupçon of excrement mixed in. You're so distracted trying to block out the stench that you don't notice the reeking bugbear causing it until she's right on top of you.
	You see a huge, closed flower at the side of the path, its bud almost as tall as you are. As you get nearer it opens, releasing the most hideous odor to ever pummel your nostrils. It smells like dead things, and even deader things, and you're not sure whether to throw up or run away or run away while throwing up to save time. You flee the corpse orchid, only to run smack into a stench bugbear! She smells so bad that you try to make a break for it and go back to the death flower, but she blocks your way.