Stench bugbear
| Stench bugbear | |
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| Monster ID | 1395 |
| Locations | Dreadsylvanian Woods |
| Hit Points | 800 |
| Attack | 500 |
| Defense | 500 |
| Initiative | 25 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | stinkwater, Freddy Kruegerand, Dreadsylvanian Almanac page |
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You're fighting Never Changes Her SocksYou see a set of tracks in the forest path ahead of you. The grass around the tracks is all wilted and blackened, and the tracks themselves are full of pure garbage-slime decomposed plant matter. "What hideous, malodorous, grotesque, unloved creature did this?" you ask aloud.
"Well, now you've gone and hurt my feelings," a bugbear hisses, and jumps out from behind a tree to attack.
Hit Message(s):
She bites you with one decaying tooth. Somehow, the bite is even stinkier than her bark. Eek! Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)
She belches right in your face with breath that could peel wallpaper on a wall that's not wallpapered. Argh! Ouch! Argh! (stench damage)
She spits foul bugbear spit on you. It smells even worse than her breath. Eek! Ow! Ooh! (stench damage)
She scratches you with a stinky claw. Your blood turns green as it encounters the lingering stench. Ooh! Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)
She slashes her own forearm and drips green, foul-smelling blood on you. Ow! Argh! Oof! (stench damage)
She releases a cloud of suffocating gas, and doesn't even bother to blame it on the dog. Eek! Ow! Oof! (stench damage)
She grabs you up in a bugbearhug, squeezing your ribs while her horrible stench assaults your nose. Then she burps garlic breath right in your face, as kind of the icing on the poo cake. Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)
She tries to scratch you with a stinky claw, but you avoid the scratch stench fever.
She slashes her own forearm and tries to drip green, foul-smelling blood on you, but you point out how crazy unsanitary that is.
She tries to spit on you, but you aren't taking that spit from anyone.
She tries to bite you with a decaying tooth, but it's too rotten to break your skin.
She tries to belch in your face, but you remind her to mind her manners.
She tries to belch in your face, but notices her breath is merely eye-watering instead of nauseating, and stops to munch some Limburger cheese and a couple of raw cloves of garlic. (FUMBLE!)
She scratches you with a stinky claw. Your blood turns green as it encounters the lingering stench. (stench damage)
The bugbear licks you with its fetid tongue. (stench damage)
The bugbear lifts its arms and blasts you with eye-watering bugbear body odor. (stench damage)
The bugbear releases a cloud of toxic gas. Bugbears subsist on hard-boiled eggs and boiled cabbage in the wild. (stench damage)
The bugbear cuts its own arm with a talon, and a jet of blood spurts onto you. Faugh! Even this thing's blood smells bad! (stench damage)
The bugbear grabs you with one foul set of talons. They smell like bad meat or good cheese. (stench damage)
The bugbear hisses at you, spritzing you with foul-smelling toxic spit. (stench damage)
 | You acquire an effect: Nauseated (duration: 2 Adventures) |
 | You acquire an item: stinkwater (.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Freddy Krueggerand |
 | You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page |
Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Woods
Notes
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A nauseating, horrible smell seeps from the very earth in this part of the forest. It smells like rotten eggs, bad meat, and good cheese, with a healthy soupçon of excrement mixed in. You're so distracted trying to block out the stench that you don't notice the reeking bugbear causing it until she's right on top of you. |
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You see a huge, closed flower at the side of the path, its bud almost as tall as you are. As you get nearer it opens, releasing the most hideous odor to ever pummel your nostrils. It smells like dead things, and even deader things, and you're not sure whether to throw up or run away or run away while throwing up to save time.
You flee the corpse orchid, only to run smack into a stench bugbear! She smells so bad that you try to make a break for it and go back to the death flower, but she blocks your way. |
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The path ahead is crossed by a little babbling brook. You walk up to it and plunge your arms in, splashing water on your face to refresh yourself. But the second splash you make, the water smells awful. You wipe it off your face, gagging, and look upstream. The water's turning green and foul because a reeking bugbear is taking her morning toilette (and toilet) in the stream! Gross! You decide to put an end to her nastiness tout suite. |
| Man, something must have died in this part of the forest. And then something must have eaten that thing long after it died, and then died itself and decomposed. It doesn't smell very nice, is what I'm trying to say.
Then the stinkiest bugbear you've ever seen--er, smelled--steps out from behind a tree, and you're less worried about your nose and more worried about surviving. |
