Stephen Spookyraven

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Stephen Spookyraven You're fighting Stephen Spookyraven

Stephen apparently did the unthinkable: he somehow transplanted his own brain into a body piecemealed together from numerous -- perhaps dozens -- of different pets. Unfortunately it seems that he never fixed the problem with his creations becoming unusually aggressive and violent.

Also he's been floating in a tank of weird chemicals for who knows how many years, so his skin is way pruney. Gross!

Hit Message(s):

He kicks you with a powerful horse leg. Did you know horses have weird double-jointed knees? Like the spine of a hardcover book. It's crazy. Eek! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ouch!

You aren't sure what sort of mouth this is that Stephen is chewing on you with, but you definitely aren't enjoying the experience. Ugh! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Ow!

Stephen knocks you backward into his collection of antique surgical tools. They sure knew how to make 'em pointy back in the day. Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He sprays hot poison out of his tear ducts, but fortunately for you, it's difficult for him to see where he's aiming it.

He thwaps you with an octopus tentacle. It doesn't particularly hurt, but ew it's all clammy.

Stephen swipes at you with long claws, but fortunately they're attached to the arms of a sloth, so they're easy to dodge.

He kicks at you with a powerful horse leg, but does he hit you? Neigh.

Stephen roars with pain and anger and frustration and all kinds of animal emotions that people don't have names for, like "I am pretty sure I can eat this" and "crap I forgot where I hid my acorns".

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You gain Meat.
You acquire an item: Stephen's lab coat (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: Stephen's secret formula (100% chance)*
You gain 20-30 <substat>.

Occurs as a choice in Lights Out in the Laboratory.