Stupid University Diploma

Template:Itemheader This certificate proves that the recipient was educated stupid at Stupid University. Rest assured he has the kind of stupid education only evil educators can provide.

Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded.

Notes

• On April 9, 2005, Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray, of Time Cube infamy, who claims that teachers are all stupid and evil and that people, through schooling, are educated stupid. Prima Vera Angelhair was given this custom item from Jick and Mr Skullhead in remembrance of this interview. A recording of the interview can be found here.