Sugar shorts

sugar shorts

Who wears short shorts molded out of a sheet of melted sugar? *You* wear short shorts molded out of a sheet of melted sugar!

If no one has ever used the adjectives "sweet" and "sticky" to describe your crotch, this'll get you both of 'em in one fell swoop. You should know, though, that most people have heard at least one of the two.

Type: pants
Power: 100
Cannot be traded or discarded

All Attributes +25%

(In-game plural: pairs of sugar shorts)

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Item number: 4182
Description ID: 286938389
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Items

sugar sheet (1 per sheet)

References

• This item's description references the 1958 song "Short Shorts" by the Royal Teens.
• The item description of "sticky" and "sweet" referring to your crotch may be a reference to either Def Leppard's song "Pour Some Sugar On Me" or Sammy Hagar's song "Rock Candy".

Collection

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