Sugar shorts
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sugar shorts
Who wears short shorts molded out of a sheet of melted sugar? *You* wear short shorts molded out of a sheet of melted sugar!
If no one has ever used the adjectives "sweet" and "sticky" to describe your crotch, this'll get you both of 'em in one fell swoop. You should know, though, that most people have heard at least one of the two.
Type: pants
Power: 100
Cannot be traded or discardedAll Attributes +25%
(In-game plural: pairs of sugar shorts)
Obtained From
- Items
- sugar sheet (1 per sheet)
Notes
- After 31 combats the shorts shatter:
- Your sugar shorts crack under the strain of battle and explode in delicious, razor-sharp shards. You try to cover yourself, but it's too late. Patrick Stewart has seen everything.
 | You acquire 2−3 sugar shards |
- The shorts will also break after 31 combats with the Fancypants Scarecrow.
References
- This item's description references the 1958 song "Short Shorts" by the Royal Teens.
- The item description of "sticky" and "sweet" referring to your crotch may be a reference to either Def Leppard's song "Pour Some Sugar On Me" or Sammy Hagar's song "Rock Candy".
- The shatter message references the episode Patrick Stewart from the television show Extras.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: Edgar Fizzlewhip (#1861507) - 4,146
- 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 1,759
- 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 1,069
- #4: txranger (#121485) - 730
- #5: Dark_Adonis (#2756391) - 534
- #6: kirByllAmA (#156860) - 290
- #7: MrSpeed (#2121902) - 253
- #8: Ingemarr_Dinkyweiner (#1470495) - 227
- #9: Evil Taco (#1390118) - 209
- #10: Niles Crane (#2751980) - 165
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