Beet

This is a phat beet. You might even go so far as to call it a mad beet. It has been called the most intense of vegetables, so you might even say that in an intensity contest, a beet cannot be beaten. Or beeten.

Cannot be discarded

Notes

• Currently rumored to drop while sleeping and to have a drop rate somewhere between those of the spooky hockey mask and an ultra rare.
• On his radio show (December 1, 2005), Jick announced that beets do not drop anymore and the code that dropped them has been removed.
• Only around 10 people in the whole of kol possess one of these. Their whereabouts are unknown.

References

• The item description refers to the introduction to the book Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins which begins: "The beet is the most intense of vegetables".