Swamp hag

You're fighting a swamp hag

You know what just occurred to me? It's been ages since I heard or read a mother-in-law joke. It used to be a staple of comedy -- particularly sit-coms and newspaper strips -- that one's mother-in-law is invariably a horrible, evil, smelly, ugly old woman. I can't even remember the last time I heard someone's mother-in-law referred to as the punchline of a joke, though.

So, for the sake of the preservation of historical joke forms, let's just say that you are currently being attacked by your mother-in-law.

You acquire an item: moonberry wine cooler (?% chance)*

You gain ?-15-? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Dark and Spooky Swamp.