Swamp hag
| Swamp hag | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1344 |
| Locations | The Dark and Spooky Swamp, The Corpse Bog |
| Hit Points | 40 |
| Attack | 35 |
| Defense | 28 |
| Initiative | 30 |
| Meat | 20-30 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | moonberry wine cooler, witch wart |
| Manuel | vial of swamp vapors |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a swamp hagYou're fighting a swamp hag
You know what just occurred to me? It's been ages since I heard or read a mother-in-law joke. It used to be a staple of comedy -- particularly sit-coms and newspaper strips -- that one's mother-in-law is invariably a horrible, evil, smelly, ugly old woman. I can't even remember the last time I heard someone's mother-in-law referred to as the punchline of a joke, though.
So, for the sake of the preservation of historical joke forms, let's just say that you are currently being attacked by your mother-in-law.
Hit Message(s):
The swamp hag claws your elbow with her long filthy claws. Also, she teeth your ear with her long filthy teeth. Ouch!
The swamp hag casts a terrible curse on you, causing you to punch yourself in the face repeatedly. Ouch!
The swamp hag threatens to swallow your soul, and actually follows through. It hurts pretty bad! Ouch!
The swamp hag demands to know why you never write, when you're going to give her a grandchild already, and what kind of life you think this is for her daughter. You start hitting yourself on the head to drown out her voice. Ouch!
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The hag spends some time cackling and ranting incoherently. You nod polietely, with no idea what she's talking about.
The swamp hag goes for a claw/claw/bite, but doesn't make her THAC0.
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 | You acquire an item: moonberry wine cooler (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: witch wart (?% chance)* |
| You gain ?-15-? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Dark and Spooky Swamp.
