Telegram from Lady Spookyraven
telegram from Lady Spookyraven
This is a telegram from Lady Spookyraven, clearly addressed to you but postmarked well before your birth.
Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item
(In-game plural: telegram from Lady Spookyravens)
When Used
You read the telegram:
<playername>
SEASIDE TOWN
UNFINISHED BUSINESS. CANNOT LEAVE MORTAL REALM. NECKLACE IN LIBRARY DESK. GIFT FROM HUSBAND. KEY LOST. BILLIARDS ROOM? THAT KEY ALSO LOST. HA HA. SO FORGETFUL. DRAWER IN KITCHEN, PERHAPS? YOU MAY ENTER.
CORDIALLY
LADY SPOOKYRAVEN
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Obtained From
KMail from The Loathing Postal Service
Notes
Arrives via the following KMail:
Dear <playername>:
We found this telegram at the bottom of an old bin of mail. It's addressed to you, but... dated fifteen years before you were born.
Anyway, it freaked us out, so now we're getting rid of it by delivering it to you.
Respectfully, The Postmen of Loathing
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