Terri, the Turtle Tamer

Perri, the Turtle Tamer

Terri, the Turtle Tamer is located in the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.

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• As Turtle Tamer:
  • On initial visit:

    "Greetings, <Player Name>! I am Terri, head Turtle Tamer for the Brotherhood. Things are quiet around here at the moment, but check back with me later, and perhaps I'll have a task for you."

  • On subsequent visits:

    "Sorry, <Player Name>, but there's not much going on at the moment. Try back later."

• As Seal Clubber:
  • On initial visit:

    "The Turtle Tamer looks up as you approach, and grunts noncomittally. "You must be the new Seal Clubber. I'm Terri, the strongest Turtle Tamer in the Brotherhood -- and don't you forget it! What are you hanging around here for, anyway? Haven't you got anything to do?""

  • On subsequent visits after The Wizard of Ego is complete:

  "Terri growls "Get lost, I'm busy!" and you decide that discretion is the better part of not getting punched really hard."

The Wizard of Ego

• On initial visit:

  "Terri glares at you. "Are you still here? Looks like you just volunteered for a quest! Shut up and listen, I'm only saying this once.

  Out in the Nearby Plains, there was a mighty wizard named Fernswarthy, whose lair was a great stone tower filled with all manner of diabolical magics. A few years ago, he was killed by his own sorcery, and the tower destroyed -- and good riddance! His treasure was never found, though, and we think it's buried under the wreckage of the tower. The tower gates are too strong to open ourselves, and we think the key was buried in the Misspelled Cemetary with Fernswarthy's body.

  I'll mark the location of the Cemetary on your map. Go get the key, and bring it back here. Be quick about it!""

• On subsequent visits:

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• With Fernswarthy's key:

  Terri looks surprised as you hand over Fernswarthy's key. "You actually got it? Looks like I lost my bet with Gunther. Bah, now I have to go find someone to search that bloody tower. Here's some meat, go spend it somewhere away from me."

You gain 500 Meat.

• The visit after returning the key:

  "Guess what? I couldn't find anyone else to check out the ruins of Fernswarthy's tower, so you've just volunteered again. Congratulations." With a sneer, Terri gives you the key you found earlier, and makes some notes on your map. "Here's the location of the ruins. Get out there and find that crazy old loon's treasure, and don't come back empty-handed!"

You acquire an item: Fernswarthy's key

• On subsequent visits:

  Terri sees you approaching, and growls at you. "If you haven't finished searching the ruins, I'd better not see your face until you do!"

• The visit with dusty old book

  Terri looks aggravated when you hand over the book you found. "That's it? That's just an old copy of the Manual of Labor! Keep the stupid thing, we've got tons of those already. Bah, I should have known it wasn't worth the trouble to mess with that crumbling old ruin. Well, what are you standing around here for? Go find something to do, I'm busy!"

You acquire an item: Manual of Labor