That's Not a Knife

That's Not a Knife

Type: Noncombat
MP Cost: N/A
usable once per day

Sometimes you need a knife, but you don't always have a knife, and you certainly aren't going to pay for a knife.

Lets you "acquire" a knife

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Skill number: 5028

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	1,250 Meat
Class:	Disco Bandit
Level:	5
Effect:	Allows you to summon a knife once per day.
When Used:

Muscle 0-9: You find an old boot on the ground and fashion a knife out of the sole. You acquire an item: boot knife Muscle 10-19: You grab a beer bottle out of a nearby trash barrel and break it. It doesn't end up as a functional knife, so you get like twenty more of them and break them until one finally turns out right. You acquire an item: broken beer bottle Muscle 20-39: You sneak into a prison and steal a spoon from the cafeteria. Then you sneak into a machine shop and grind the handle of the spoon into a sharp point. You acquire an item: sharpened spoon Muscle 40-59: You steal a big piece of hard candy from a baby (just kidding, it's not a baby, it's a convenience store) and lick the edge of it until it is razor sharp. You acquire an item: candy knife Muscle 60+: You hang around a grocery store until you see somebody buying a bar of soap. Then you follow them home, sneak into their shower, and take their old bar of soap. Then you sharpen the old bar of soap. You acquire an item: soap knife If you already have the knife associated with your muscle stat: You scrounge around, but you can't find a better knife than the best one you're carrying.

Notes

• You will get the strongest knife that is usable with your current (unbuffed) Muscle. If you already have this knife in your inventory, casting this skill will fail and you will not be able to cast it again today.
  • You can store your existing knife in your closet to work around this limitation.
• If your stats are limited (e.g. by Consumed by Fear) at the time you use the skill, you will (attempt to) summon the knife based on your reduced stats.

References

• The title of this skill comes from the film "Crocodile" Dundee.