The Bugbear Bakery
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The Bugbear Bakery in Forest Village sells all manner of baking supplies — but only to bugbears. You can trick them by putting on a Bugbear Costume. If properly attired, you will be greeted with the message: "Welcome, fellow Bugbear, to the Bugbear Bakery. We sell all manner of baking supplies." Otherwise, you will see only the message: "Begone from here, filthy human. Only Bugbears may shop here."
Items Sold
| Item: | Price: | |
|---|---|---|
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Gnollish pie tin | 30 Meat |
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wad of dough | 50 Meat |
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skewer | 80 Meat |
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taco shell | 80 Meat |
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Gnollish casserole dish | 150 Meat |
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rolling pin | 500 Meat |
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unrolling pin | 500 Meat |
Notes
- There exists a giant stuffed bugbear that is reminiscent of the Bugbear baker.
- The first time you visit here during the Bugbear Invasion, you get the following text:
You step into the Bakery, but the bugbear behind the counter has another customer: a bugbear holding a phaser and looking none too pleased. "Okay, let's try this again. Where is the colonial army?" he says.
"Look, I just sell baking implements here. I don't even bake! The stove broke a long time ago and nobody knows how to fix it!"
"Why did you not consult the Knowledge Matrix?"
"What, that little black box the Shamans have? It doesn't talk unless you've had a few of the special mushrooms from the Knoll."
"Sh'gr't'tz!" the phaser-bearing bugbear says. "It must have powered down after you knobs ignored it for a hundred years. Great. We're square one, here, and you idiots have gone native."
The bugbear baker shrugs, and squints across the counter. "You're not from around here, are you? Anyway, I do have other customers. What can I get you, fellow bugbear?"
History
- This shop used to exist in the Market Square. It was forcibly relocated to the Forest Village during the skeleton invasion.
