The Council of Loathing/Grey Goo

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When playing the special challenge path of Grey Goo, the text from the Council of Loathing discussed the current state of the kingdom:

• Initial text:

Welcome, Adventurer. Your first order of business should be to visit the Toot Oriole. He lives atop Mt. Noob, in the Big Mountains. Um, don't cut through the Nearby Plains to get there, that place is a real mess right now. Some kind of gross meteor smashed into the Naughty Sorceress's tower and covered the entire Plains with grey sludge. Super gross, zero stars would not recommend. What are we doing about it? Well, right now we're trying out a sort of "wait and see if it goes away on its own" plan.

• After visiting the Toot Oriole, but before reading King Ralph's Note:

Welcome, Adventurer! It looks like you've got some business to take care of before we put you to work. Some mail to read, perhaps? In these messed-up times, you should cherish that sort of thing.

• After reading King Ralph's note:

We don't have anything you can help us with right now, Adventurer. You should go explore a little, get your bearings, and come back when you're a little stronger.

You could check out the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob, in the Nearby Plains. Oh wait -- no. No, don't do that. I'm pretty sure that isn't even there anymore. I wonder what happened to the goblins? They were already kind of gross, so probably they adapted pretty well.

Maybe try the Haunted Pantry instead -- you can find it inside Spookyraven Manor over on the Right Side of the Tracks.

Another option is The Sleazy Back Alley, on the Wrong Side of the Tracks. But you didn't hear it from us.

• When no quests are available:

Unfortunately, there are no more tasks required of you by the Council at this time. Usually, we'd've had more stuff for you to do, but y'know, that whole grey goo thing. Say, do you have a mop and a bucket? Maybe you could-- no? You sure? Well, all right.

• When wearing a V for Vivala mask:

Quests

Level 2 - Spooky Forest Quest

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• When returning with the mosquito larva:

Level 3 - Typical Tavern Quest

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Level 4 - Boss Bat Quest

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• After defeating the Boss Bat:

Level 5 - The King of Cobb's Knob Quest

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• Before accessing the inside of the Knob:

• After accessing the inside of the Knob:

• After defeating the Goblin King:

Level 6 - Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest

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Level 7 - Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

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• After defeating the Bonerdagon:

Level 8 - Mt. McLargeHuge Quest

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Level 9 - Orc Chasm Quest

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Level 10 - Giant Trash Quest

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• After completing the quest:

Level 11 - Quest for the Holy MacGuffin

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Level 12 - Mysterious Island Quest

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• After starting the war:

• After defeating the hippies or the frat boys:

Level 13 - Naughty Sorceress Quest

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• After completing the quest, but before freeing the king: