The Crimbo Cartel

[[Image:|center|The Crimbo Cartel]]

When benevolent businessman Don Crimbo took over operation of Crimbo Town, he opened the Crimbo Cartel, where a wide variety of items could be had for a reasonable price.

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[[Image:|Liotta Mafalda, The Cartel Proprietor]]

Hey, ya mook, this ain't a library. You can look at the descriptions of this stuff real quick if you've gotta, but then buy something or vamoose, capisce? You currently have <number> Crimbux.

Items Sold

Item:		Price:
	battered Crimbo Crate	1 Crimbuck Meat
	dusty Crimbo crate	5 Crimbux Meat
	sturdy Crimbo crate	10 Crimbux Meat
	Crimbo wreath	100 Crimbux Meat
	string of Crimbo lights	100 Crimbux Meat
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	100 Crimbux Meat
	gingerbread house	500 Crimbux Meat
	leftover Crimbo rations	1000 Crimbux Meat
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1000 Crimbux Meat
	snow hat	2000 Crimbux Meat
	snow belt	2000 Crimbux Meat
	snow pants	2000 Crimbux Meat
	pile of loose snow	5000 Crimbux Meat
	Crimbough	10000 Crimbux Meat