The Frattlesnake
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| The Frattlesnake | |
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| Monster ID | 1515 |
| Locations | The Smut Orc Logging Camp |
| Hit Points | 175 |
| Attack | 160 |
| Defense | 160 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, tail |
| Drops | None |
| Quest | The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The FrattlesnakeYou make your way into the bowels of the Frat House (a description you vow to never use again) to the resting place of the Lacrosse Stick of LaCoronado. The air stinks of body spray and hair gel down here, but you see the Stick resting on an altar shaped to look like a giant popped collar.
Before you can reach it, though, you hear a rapid THWAPTHWAPTHWAP, and turn to see the dreaded Frattlesnake! It shakes the paddle on its tail, bares its fangs at you, and prepares to strike.
Hit Message(s):
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It wraps you in its coils, bends you over, and paddles you mercilessly with its paddle tail. Worse still, it demands that you thank it and request another each time. Oof! Argh! Ow! Argh! (sleaze damage)
It tries to paddle you, but you say, "no thank you, sir."
It tries to swallow your giblets whole, but you get your giblets out of the way.
It tries to bite you, but you tell it to bite you metaphorically, not literally.
It makes an obscene gesture in front of you, but you've obscene that one enough times to be numb to it.
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 | You acquire an item: The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado (100% chance)* |
Occurred at the Orcish Frat House.
History
- This monster was removed as reported by an update on June 18, 2014. On the radio show, Jick has stated plans to restore the monster to the kingdom during the level 12 revamp.
