The Mad Libber
| The Mad Libber | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1876 |
| Locations | The Old Gotpork Library |
| Hit Points | 70 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Drops | |
| Manuel | bag of random words |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Mad LibberThe Mad Libber is an imposing figure -- not because she's particularly large or muscular, but because her wiry crouch, snarl, and appearance of having dressed in a thrift-store tornado lends her an air of unpredictability that gives one pause. In short, she looks like someone who won't hesitate to use her teeth in a fight, and who knows a few tricks with a pair of scissors.
" THE !!" she screams as she lunges at you.
Hit Message(s):
"See how you like this, [Badgerchum]!" The Mad Libber yells, and stabs you in the [magazine].
The Mad Libber [clobber]s you right on the [judge], and it's really [stained]!
"I'm gonna [total] you like a [federal] [certain] [century]!" she yells, while stabbing you in the [crime] with her [university].
You lose 20 hit points.
 | You acquire an item: bag of random words (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Old Gotpork Library.
