The Odd Jobs Board
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Missing Jobs, amount per category unknown.
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You look at the Odd Jobs Board to see what weird tasks people are currently hiring for.
Muscle Jobs
Wanted: Apple Harvester
| Molly Applecore, the owner of Loathing's only apple orchard, needs a hired hand to help harvest and crate her daily apple crop. Once all the apples have been loaded into crates, she'll ship all of them to Distant Lands, because everyone knows there's no market for apples in the Kingdom.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Forge Bellower
| The Meatsmith wants to hire someone to work the bellows at his forge. Not, he wants to make clear, to stand around shouting loudly, which is apparently a miscommunication that has happened before.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Paper Adult
| The Loathing Herald-Times-Tribune-Messenger needs muscle-bound persons to stack giant bundles of newspapers into semi-tractor-trailers to be hauled all over the Kingdom. The ideal candidate won't comment on what a waste of time and resources it is to print news on dead trees every day.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Stockroom Assistant
| Warren, the Armorer and Leggerer, needs someone to help him rearrange his stockroom, for obvious reasons.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Tracks Cleaner
| Kids keep putting bits of meat on the Tracks. The Council doesn't understand why anyone would do that, but needs someone to go clean up the mess.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Mysticality Jobs
Wanted: Genie Bottler
| Wizard Novelties & Boffo Laffs, Inc., just received a new shipment of genies from Distant Lands. Unfortunately, due to a translation error, the genies were shipped unbottled. Instead of waiting around to be released, they're threatening to rend the very fabric of reality. Bottling genies isn't technically challenging, but it is mentally exhausting.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Wanted: Love-Potion Brewer
| The Love Potion Brewers Union #9 is on strike, and Wizard Novelties & Boffo Laffs, Inc. is calling in scabs to brew a batch of their new love potion. It says something about the wizarding world that a beverage with the power to negate someone's free will is considered a "novelty" or a "boffo laff."
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Lunacy-Tolerant Scribe
| The Captain of the Gourd needs someone to help him transcribe his insane ramblings from a teetering stack of old composition books into a teetering stack of fresh composition books.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Meal Deliverer
| A local restaurant has begin a program of delivering meals to the elderly and shut-ins, and needs someone to make deliveries.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Salve Taste-Tester
| Doc Galaktik is working on a new batch of medicinal salve, and needs someone to help choose the tastiest combination of ingredients.
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900
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Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm (3)
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Wanted: Wall Shaver
| One of the broom closets in Spookyraven Manor has become a hellish, obscenely biological nightmare, its wallpapered walls transfigured into human flesh. Even worse, that flesh is covered in gross hair! The ideal applicant will be able to shave the walls without going mad from the tortured whispering leaking under the doorway.
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Notes
- The job board shows one of each type of job at a time.
Occurs at Seaside Town.
