The Onbringing

The Onbringing

You swim up to a trio of ice skates having some kind of skate-off. One swims up into the air and comes down twirling madly. "Triple Salchow!" he shouts.

Another grabs his tail in midair while spinning. "Double Axel!" he shouts.

The third skate spots you and turns up his fins at you. "Bring it, airbreather," he says.

"Oh, it's already been broughten. Brung? Whatever," you say, and charge them, wildly slashing with your brand new key. Turns out, no matter what skill level an ice skate is, they all know how to do a Triple Flee in Abject Terror.

References

• This adventure refers to a gag in the comedy Not Another Teen Movie in a scene parodying the cheerleader film Bring It On.