Big Meat Golem

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Big Meat Golem
	Item Drops: none Meat Drops: none Substat Gain: 40

This is a monster you fight in the Sorceress's Tower. Defeat it with a meat vortex.

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Wow, someone sacrificed a *lot* of meat and magic to make this thing. This meat golem isn't some tame thing designed to guard your campground, it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy designed to separate your head from your shoulders.

Detective Skull: 103790 HP

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You use a meat vortex

You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em.

References

• The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the Might and Magic series of computer games.
• The description text mentions "a wretched hive of scum and villainy", which is a quote from the movie Star Wars.
• On defeat, the monster refers to the movie The Wizard Of Oz, where the main character has an "auntie" (homonym of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.