Big Meat Golem

The meat golem head-butts you with its meaty, cheesy head. Eek! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Ow! Ooh! Argh!

The meat golem kicks you with a meaty foot the size of a mid-size family sedan. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ow!

The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

	You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em.

You gain 40 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs).

Notes

• This monster can only be defeated by using a meat vortex.

References

• The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the Might and Magic series of computer games.
• Obi-Wan Kenobi describes the spaceport Mos Eisely as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy" in 1977's Star Wars.
• On defeat, the monster refers to the movie The Wizard Of Oz, where the main character has an "auntie" (homonym of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.