Big Merv's Protein Shakes

Big Merv's Protein Shakes

You approach a stall with a large sign over it reading "Big Merv's Protein Shakes". Inside you see a heavily-muscled man with a blender (which appears to be connected to some sort of home-made Bowflex machine) and several buckets of... well, something.

The man puts down the plastic fast-food cup he was washing and steps up to the counter.

"Hey there bud! Wanna try one of my homemade protein shakes? They'll make you STRONG! Strong like me! HOO-AH!" His muscles bulge dramatically as he flexes his arms at you.

"Well, what's in them?" you ask.

"Protein! HOO-AH!"

"Well yeah, but what're they actually made..."

"PROTEIN!"

"Uh..."

"HOO-AH!"

(You currently have XX hobo nickels.)

Buy a shake for 20 hobo nickels. HOO-AH! Don't buy a shake. HOO-AH!