Big bundle of chamoix
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big bundle of chamoix
Wow! This is a tightly-wrapped bundle of chamoix. It'll hold up to a billion times its own weight in liquid, and it's great for wiping your hands off after you punch a prostitute!
Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: big bundles of chamoix)
Obtained From
- The Bucket (if there are at least 100 chamoix in it, and you have dungeon admin priveleges)
When Used
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| You head down into your clan's basement and toss the bundle of chamoix into the bucket at the rim of the Slime Tube. |
- If used when the clan Slime Tube is not available:
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| Your clan doesn't have access to the Slime Tube, so there's not much you can do with this bundle of chamoix. |
Notes
- Adds 100 chamoix to The Bucket.
References
- TV pitchman Vince Offer rose to prominence advertising "ShamWow," a brand of chamoix-like absorbent towels. In February 2009, he was arrested for allegedly striking a prostitute, an event which was widely reported on and lampooned.
- "a billion times its own weight in liquid" refers to Vince's inflated claims as to how much ShamWow could absorb, which after Consumer Reports testing and verification, had to be reduced (though still inflated).
Collection
- 🥇: DarkSpuddle (#1437616) - 314
- 🥈: LuckyPuck (#747583) - 198
- 🥉: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 110
- #4: dune rune (#2896385) - 106
- #5: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 77
- #6: Chicken in Black (#1796446) - 63
- #7: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 62
- #8: migerard24 (#2140731) - 51
- #9: Oldsfrk (#257861), Pastahead (#486552) - 39
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