Biker

Biker
Monster ID	2089
Locations	The Neverending Party
Hit Points	75% of its Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie + 20 (cap at 20 000)
Defense	Player's Muscle + 20 (cap at 20 000)
Initiative	0
Meat	80-120
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	20% physical
Monster Parts	arm,head,leg,torso
Drops	gas can, Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey, neverending wallet chain, pentagram bandana, gold skull ring
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a biker

This doesn't seem like the kind of party a biker would even want to go to, but nevertheless there is one here, about to hit you with a big chain.

Hit Message(s):

He opens a window and one of his buddies outside revs up a motorcycle, spewing nasty-smelling exhaust all over you. Argh! Argh! Argh! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)

He whips you in the shoulder with his chain. To add insult to injury, it's all greasy! Oof! Eek! Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)

He pulls out a gas can, empties it on your eye, and lights it. Very wasteful. Argh! Argh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He goes outside, gets on his motorcycle, drives it back in through the front door and peels out on your foot. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

He goes outside, gets on his motorcycle, drives it back in through the front door , then immediately loses control of it and skids through the back door and into the swimming pool. Everybody points and laughs. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 95−100? Meat.

You acquire an item: gas can (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: pentagram bandana (?% chance)*

You gain some <substat>.

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Occurs at The Neverending Party.