Timmy Tofurkey cast member
| Timmy Tofurkey cast member | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 960 |
| Locations | The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade |
| Hit Points | 110 |
| Attack | 60 |
| Defense | 63 |
| No-Hit | 70 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, wing |
| Drops | sun-dried tofu |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Timmy Tofurkey cast memberThis is an underpaid teenager dressed in an elaborate costume designed to make him look like a fake turkey. There's more latex and sweat on display here than at a fetishist's gym.
This poor kid has spent all day getting headbutted in the groin by toddlers, snotted on by eight-year-olds, and laughed at or groin-kicked by his peers. It's possible he's looking to work off a little rage.
Hit Message(s):
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He steps on your toe with one foot, smacks you with a wing, and pecks you with his beak. I doubt even a real tofurkey is as fierce as he is. Argh! Oof! Ooh!
He tries to hit you with his wing, but only manages to wing you.
He tries to hit you with a drumstick, but you make like a drum and beat it.
He gets the eyeholes in his costume screwed up, and can't see to hit you this round.
He tries to peck you, but he's a lousy peck -- er, biter. A lousy biter.
He suddenly flops to the ground and pulls the head off of his costume, gasping for air. Man, and you think your job sucks? (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: sun-dried tofu |
