Toy crazy train

toy crazy train

This is a train whose mental wounds aren't healing, which is clearly driving it insane. As long as you don't ask it any dumb riddles, it's sharp edges and psychopathic personality will help it help you gaffle some more meat from the monsters you fight.

Type: accessory Selling Price: 185 Meat.

Enchantment: +10% Meat from Monsters

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.

(this is exactly like a toy train, except crazy.)

References

The name Toy crazy train is a reference to the song Crazy Train, by Ozzy Osbourne.

"As long as you don't ask it any dumb riddles" references Blaine the Mono in "The Waste Lands", by Stephen King. --Madhouses Visites 05:28, 4 December 2006 (CST)