Toy crazy train
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This is a train whose mental wounds aren't healing, which is clearly driving it insane. As long as you don't ask it any dumb riddles, it's sharp edges and psychopathic personality will help it help you gaffle some more meat from the monsters you fight.
Type: accessory
Selling Price: 60 Meat.
(In-game plural: toy crazy trains)
Enchantment: +10% Meat from Monsters
NOTE: You may not equip more than one of this item at a time.
(this is exactly like a toy train, except crazy.)
References
The name Toy crazy train is a reference to the song Crazy Train, by Ozzy Osbourne.
"As long as you don't ask it any dumb riddles" references Blaine the Mono in "The Waste Lands", by Stephen King.