Train, Train, Choo-Choo Train
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It appears that Corman's troops are in need of resupply, and since you can't build railroad tracks in the sky, he apparently decided to build them on the ground and attach propellers to them so that his train could get to where the action is.
It definitely isn't a gospel train or a love train -- from what you can see and smell, it's a flesh and blood train. Er, that is, it's a metal train, but it's hauling flesh and blood. It'd be weird and gross if the train itself was all organic and gooey, wouldn't it? Almost as weird and gross as entire freight cars full of meat and blood.
| Go for the meat car |
- More skeletons are killed with more +meat % drop.
- The leprechaun, and probably other familiars, don't count.
You do a swan dive off of <yetiname> and into the meat car. Any style points you just got are erased as you get coated in disgusting gore. You grab a double-handful of meat and toss it into the air. Yetis dive for the morsels, knocking a few riders off and accidentally chomping on a few others.
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You defeated ?-60 skeletons |
You do a triple gainer off of <yetiname> and land in the meat car with an unpleasant *SCHPLUTT*. You grab an armful of meat and toss it into the sky, shouting, "Soup's on!" A squadron of yetis drops out of formation to snap up the meat, knocking their riders off and into pieces.
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You defeated 61+? skeletons |
You do a triple somersault off of yetiname and land with a disgusting *SPLORT* into the car full of meat. You toss armfuls of it in the air, shouting "COOOOME AND GEEEET IT!" The yetis flying above you drop their skeletal riders (and any other riders they had, including that there be only green M&Ms backstage) to shatter on Valhalla below.
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You defeated 81+? skeletons |
| Dive into the blood tank |
- without an air supply
If blood were thinner than water, like, say, air, you'd be able to breathe it. But it's thicker, so you can't.
- with an air supply
You dive off of <yetiname> and into the blood tank. Despite the elevated blood pressure inside, you see a bunch of damaged skeletons dunked in here to heal. You manage to smash quite a few before you can't take the pressure anymore.
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You defeated 41+? skeletons |
Despite her protests, you fly <yetiname> straight into the blood tank. The high blood pressure pounds against your ears, but you and <yetiname> make short work of the skeletons you find soaking in there. Now you just need to find a fly-through yeti wash.
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You defeated 151+? skeletons |
Occurs at The Skies over Valhalla.
Notes
- Buffs and equipment that reduce the pressure penalty (and possibly also Fishy?) increase the number of skeletons.
