Triad code wizard
| Triad code wizard | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1306 |
| Locations | Triad Factory |
| Hit Points | 85 |
| Attack | 73 |
| Defense | 67 |
| No-Hit | 83 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | triad summoning scroll |
| Manuel | ASCII fu manchu |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a triad code wizardOrganized crime in Chinatown was a mishmash of tradition and modernization. Take the Triads, for instance. These guys used to be all dusty scrolls and tomes and incantations, but they took to computers like a duck takes to orange sauce. "If-then" replaced "As thou wilt", and the ampersand replaced the pentagram, but whether the incantations were in the spirit world or in cyberspace, the results were pretty much the same:
Painful.
Hit Message(s):
He ordered a nearby demon assembly-line worker to beat me up. The demon seemed happy to have a little change of pace. Eek! Ugh!
He threw a punch at me, hitting me in the leg. I guess I wasn't expecting him to fight like a regular guy. Eek! Argh!
He unplugged a mouse from one of the nearby computers, and used it as a makeshift flail. Ooh! Ooh!
He chanted some arcane-sounding gibberish, and a demon appeared in a burst of flame. "What is your wish, Master?" it asked. "Beat the hell out of this guy? Sure thing!" Oof! Eek!
He ordered a nearby demon assembly-line worker to beat me up, but the demon objected that it was on break.
He threw a punch at me, but obviously wasn't very experienced with his fists.
He unplugged a mouse to beat me with, but it turned out to be one of the trackball sort, and he couldn't get a handle on it.
He tried to recite an ancient incantation of some sort, but stumbled over the pronunciation and started to throw up. I took a step back, to protect my shoes. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: triad summoning scroll (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: ASCII fu manchu (25% chance)* |
 | You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
Occurs at Triad Factory.
