Triad summoning scroll
triad summoning scroll
It looks like one of the triad hackers was debugging a summoning ritual. It seems like a pretty straightforward incantation to summon a temporary domestic servant, and you shouldn't need to have a second tongue implanted or anything to pronounce the words.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 75 Meat.
(In-game plural: triad summoning scrolls)
Obtained From
When Used
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| You carefully say the words, and the scroll dissolves in a burst of fire as a demon in a black silk robe appears before you. "What is your bidding, Master?" it asks.
"Ah, excellent. Fix me a sandwich, would you? And make it snappy." The demon grins unpleasantly. "Nothing would please me more than to perform such a petty and trivial task for you, Master. However, due to your substandard pronunciation of certain words in the incantation, you don't actually have any control over me." "Oh," you say. The demon turns all your bones into molten iron, and then leaves. You turn back to normal as soon as it's gone, but it really sucks for a moment there. | ||
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| You carefully say the words, and the scroll dissolves in a burst of fire as a demon in a black silk robe appears before you. "What is your bidding, Master?" it asks.
"Ummm," you say. "Well, you could deal with my recycling, I guess? It's been piling up for a while. Might actually be worth a little cash if you take it down to the recycling center." "Very well, Master. Your wish is my command." It vanishes, then returns a moment later. "Here you are," it says, handing you Y meat. "That's a lot more meat than I was expecting! I didn't have that much recycling..." you say, but the demon has already disappeared. |
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| You carefully say the words, and the scroll dissolves in a burst of fire as a demon in a black silk robe appears before you. "What is your bidding, Master?" it asks.
"Ugh, yeah. Can you do something about these wounds? I'm pretty sure the blood is supposed to stay inside me." "Of course. Hold still." The demon claps its hands, and a sheet of fire rolls over you. Your wounds are healed, though your clothes are a bit singed. and it might take a little while for your eyebrows to grow back. The demon, of course, vanished before you could lodge any complaints. |
posteffect=
 | You gain X hit points. |
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Notes
- X is 50% of your maximum HP.
References
Collection
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