Black Crayon Beast

Black Crayon Beast
Monster ID	1187
Locations	Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a beast-type monster)
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Moxie (cap at 10 000)
Defense	Muscle (cap at 10 000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	body, head, leg, tail
Drops	crayon shavings
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Black Crayon Beast

This creature is drawn directly from the Jungian nightmare that is this world without pity. His blank, staring eye is as indifferent to your suffering as your Dad was when he told you that you couldn't wear black fingernail polish to school. His razor-sharp teeth cut almost as deeply as having your girlfriend of two whole weeks break up with you. This beast's name is Suffering, and it aims to inflict itself on you.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

It gets its giant front fangs stuck in its waxy bottom lip, and stands there going "GNF! GNF!" for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*

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Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a beast-type monster)