Uncle Crimbo's Futuristic Trailer
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Initial Visit:
"Ohio-gozaymasu! Welcome to CrimbokuTown, the most KAWAIII place on earth! As you can see, I've got a new work force this Crimbo, and they're doing a bang-up job!
"Okay, actually, things aren't going that great. I tried to keep the regular Crimbo elves on staff, but they had a huge argument with the animelfs about whether cartoons are better dubbed or subtitled, and all the Crimbo elves left. The new guys are producing a lot of raw materials, but barely any toys. They demand time off for morning exercises and afternoon laughing lessons, I kid you not.
"Do you think you can go in there and see what's going on? If you find any spare parts we can make some toys without 'em, too. Arigato!"
On subsequent visits:
"Ah-ha! We can build some toys now, ne? Here's what I can make:"
You have:
X plastic ingots
Y electrical thingamabobs
Messages
Trying to buy something without selecting anything:
- That isn't a thing that's sold here.
Trying to buy something without enough ingots or thingamabobs:
- You don't have enough electrical thingamabobs for that transaction.
or
- You don't have enough plastic ingots for that transaction.