Unconscious Collective dream messages

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With an Unconscious Collective as your familiar or in your terrarium, you may have one of the following dreams while resting. Each of them grants you a free rest; you may receive up to 3 of them per day.

The Dreams

The message is formatted in the following way: 

You find yourself <naked/location/in your clothing>, <second location>. <Sensation>, and <another sensation>. <Event>.

<Sensation> as <another sensation>, and then you are <location>, <second location>. <Event>.
 
And then, <sensation>, and <yet another sensation>. You wake up <feeling>.
  • There may be additional events before or after the second event.

Dream Elements

Events

  • <sensation>, and then all you can see is a <descriptor> <item>. You pick it up, and <something happens to it>, and <sensation>.
  • Before you, in a scintillating pool of light beside a long-lost <something>, rests a <descriptor> <item>. As you reach out to touch it, <something happens>, and <sensation>. You run away in a panic as <sensation>.
  • You find a <descriptor> <item> near your foot, and pick it up. <something happens> and <something else happens>.
  • You find a <descriptor> <item> resting atop a <descriptor> plinth, and pick it up. <something happens> and <something else happens>.
    • it bursts into a cloud of sparkling lights
    • it changes into a <descriptor> <item>
    • it feels unusually heavy, like lead
    • it feels strange in your hands
    • it glows with a cool blue light
    • it glows with a warm orange light
    • it shakes and trembles
    • it shimmers and changes colors
    • it's so cold it burns your hands
    • it's so hot it feels like your hands are on fire
    • you put it in your pocket
    • you think maybe you lost it long ago
  • You think you hear <person> shout "<phrase>" from somewhere nearby, but you don't see anyone.
  • "<2-4 phrases>" says a voice in your ear, but you see no one.
  • You look around, and find <person> sitting on a <something>.
"<2-4 phrases>"
    • bicycle
    • briefcase
    • grand piano
    • harpsichord
    • mandolin
    • motorcycle
    • pickup truck
    • refrigerator
    • rocking horse
    • sailboat
    • telephone
    • three-legged stool
    • tool shed
  • <person> and <person> stare at you expressionlessly.
"<2-4 phrases>" they say, in unison, and hand you a <descriptor> <item> and a <descriptor> <item>.
"<reply>" you say.
"<2-4 phrases>"
  • <person> approaches you, and <does something>
"<2-4 phrases>"
"<reply>" you reply.
"<phrase>"
    • holds up a <descriptor> <item> with <deep sadness|a mischievous grin>.
    • looks at you with deep sadness.
    • seems to have something very important to tell you.
    • whispers something in your ear.

Descriptors

  • brass
  • burning
  • diamond
  • dirt-covered
  • dusty
  • ghostly
  • gold
  • glass
  • plain
  • ragged
  • rusty
  • silver
  • strangely familiar
  • wicked-looking
  • wooden

Items

  • amulet
  • apple
  • book
  • bottle
  • cigar
  • coil of rope
  • coin
  • dagger
  • envelope
  • human skull
  • knife
  • locket
  • music box
  • screwdriver
  • scythe
  • snow-globe
  • spoon
  • subway token
  • sword
  • telephone

Phrases

  • "Can you hear?"
  • "Did you finish your homework?"
  • "Don't forget to wear a coat."
  • "Don't open the door."
  • "Don't take the <item>."
  • "Look both ways before crossing the street."
  • "My dog has no nose."
  • "<playername><!.?>"
  • "Open the door."
  • "Remember <me, my name>!"
  • "Take the <item>."
  • "The owls are not what they seem."
  • "The seal is broken."
  • "There is a man in a smiling bag."
  • "There is only one <item>."
  • "There is no <item>."
  • "They approach!"
  • "They are all around you."
  • "They are coming."
  • "They will arrive soon."
  • "They will follow."
  • "This is your destiny."
  • "Trust your senses."
  • "What is going on?"
  • "Where are you?"
  • "Where did you go?"
  • "Where is my <item>?"
  • "Who are you?"
  • "Without chemicals, he points."
  • "You betrayed me."
  • "You know it to be true."
  • "You must not forget."

Replies

  • "Get bent!"
  • "I don't understand,"
  • "I know,"
  • "I'm sorry,"
  • "I understand,"
  • "Thank you,"
  • "What?"

People

  • a little gray mouse
  • a little man in a red suit
  • a nine-tailed fox
  • a pale-eyed blonde woman in a black dress
  • a shadowy gray-cloaked figure
  • a shining white horse
  • a smoke-gray wolf
  • a woman in a shimmering white kimono
  • an elderly man with a long white beard
  • Humphrey Bogart
  • King Ralph
  • Santa Claus
  • someone who looks exactly like you
  • Telly Savalas
  • the Guy Made of Bees
  • the Hermit
  • the Naughty Sorceress
  • your father
  • your grandfather
  • your mother

clothing

  • pajamas
  • rented tuxedo

location

  • at the bottom of a rocky canyon
  • deep underground
  • in a dimly-lit cave
  • in a featureless white room
  • in a field of wildflowers
  • in a hot air balloon
  • in a long featureless hallway
  • in a shimmering pool of water
  • in a stone sarcophagus
  • in an abandoned hotel lobby
  • in an abandoned shopping mall
  • in the middle of a trackless desert wasteland
  • in your office
  • miles above the earth
  • near a comfortable-looking leather armchair
  • near a small gurgling brook
  • next to an abandoned <something>
    • rocking horse
    • sailboat
    • tool shed
    • wishing well
  • on the peak of a snow-covered mountain

Sensations

  • a bright light pierces the gloom
  • a brilliant light obscures your vision
  • a flash of light blinds you
  • a thick white fog obscures the scenery
  • a warm breeze ruffles your hair
  • an angelic choir begins to sing
  • an eerie rumbling sound surrounds you
  • an unusually large moon shines above you
  • black tentacles burst out of the ground
  • carved stone faces gaze impassively at you everywhere you look
  • everything around you dissolves into mist
  • everything begins to burn around you
  • everything begins to smell like cinnamon
  • everything crumbles into dust
  • red curtains cover the walls, fluttering in a breeze you don't feel
  • something slithers by your foot
  • <something> swirls around you
    • black smoke
    • eerie jazz music
    • invisible laughter
    • the world
  • the place is familiar, like you've been here before
  • the scent of <something> fills the air
    • roses
    • spring rain
  • the smell of <something> fills the air
    • baking bread
    • blood
  • the smell of iron fills your nostrils
  • the wind howls through the trees
  • the world shatters like a mirror
  • thorny brambles cover the ground
  • twinkling lights surround you like fireflies
  • whispering voices and hushed laughter surround you, though you see no one
  • you begin to fall into darkness
  • you hear <something>
    • a harsh buzzing sound
    • crickets chirping in the distance
    • tinkling windchimes somewhere nearby
  • you smell a storm brewing
  • you think you've been here before (perhaps in a dream?)
  • your vision begins to blur

feeling

  • , extremely puzzled.
  • feeling confused.
  • feeling unusually calm.
  • in a cold sweat.
  • screaming.
  • shivering.
  • shuddering.
  • with kind of a headache.

References

  • "The owls are not what they seem", "Without chemicals, he points", "There is a man in a smiling bag" and the "eerie jazz music" are all reference to the dream sequences of Agent Cooper from the tv show Twin Peaks.
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