Unremarkable candy cane

unremarkable candy cane

This is a candy cane. It's like a regular cane, only smaller, and if you tried to use it to help you walk, your hands would get all sticky.

There's nothing about this candy cane that warrants a second look. I mean, if you were looking for something out-of-the-ordinary about this candy cane, you'd be barking up the wrong tree. And that tree would be made of candy canes that are totally normal, like this one.

Type: food (quality unspecified)
Size: UNSPECIFIED
Level required: 4
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: unremarkable candy canes)

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When Consumed

You munch happily on the candy cane, while the candy cane gets happily munched on by you. Good holiday feelings ensue.

You gain 2-5 Adventures.

You gain 11-18 Strengthliness. You gain 10-20 Enchantedness. You gain 11-20 Smarm.

(You gain 1 Fullness.)

Notes

• Obtained from the Advent Calendar from Crimbo 2007.
• On December 22nd, 2007, all unremarkable candy canes became nanite-infested candy canes.