Upgraded ram

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Upgraded ram
Monster ID	384
Locations	The Icy Peak
Hit Points	95
Attack	106
Defense	93
No-Hit	116
Initiative	50
Meat	80-120
Phylum	beast
Elements	cold
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, tail, torso
Drops	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster, ram horns, ram stick, Ram's Face Lager
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an upgraded ram

This is a ram that has modified itself so it can survive at high altitudes. It also runs faster and crashes less frequently than your average ram.

Hit Message(s):

It charges at you. You manage to avoid it, but you do so by falling into a really, really cold snowbank. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It butts you in the <lower back> with its big curly horns. Oof! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

The ram charges at you and knocks you high into the air with his horns. As you fall, he knocks you into the air again. This goes on for a long time, and then you see the words "200-Hit Combo!" appear in yellow letters above the ram's head. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to butt you in the <lower back>, but you quickly turn the tables and <lower back> it in the butt, instead.

It charges at you, but since two of its legs are shorter than the other two, it ends up veering off to the right and missing you.

Fumble Message:

The ram charges at you, but loses its footing and tumbles down the side of Mt. McLargeHuge. How embarrassing. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 80−130 Meat

You acquire an item: Ram's Face Lager (29.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: ram horns (4.6% chance)*

You acquire an item: ram stick (4.8% chance)*

You gain 20-21 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Icy Peak.

References

• The '200-hit combo' is an obvious reference to fighting videogames. Several such games allow one player to knock the other player helplessly into the air and hit them several times before they land. This text may specifically refer to Marvel vs. Capcom I, a game which has 100+ hit combos and orange-yellow numbers that count the number of hits in the current combo. Also, several fighting games have infinite juggle combos; in those games one can keep striking an airborne opponent indefinitely by repeating using a specfic attack or a specific series of attacks.
• The 'runs faster and crashes less than your average ram' is a reference to the memory called Random Access Memory or RAM.
• The miss message about two legs being shorter is a reference to an old joke about mountain goats having shorter legs on one side. Depending on which side, they can only go around the mountain peak either clockwise or counterclockwise.