Vampire cake

vampire cake

This isn't a cake with an insatiable bloodlust, thank goodness. It's just a little festive cake shaped like a vampire, with candy corn for fangs and a candy cane through its heart. It'd be cute, except it's not casting a reflection in the mirror above the counter.

Type: food (quality unspecified)
Size: UNSPECIFIED

(In-game plural not known - currently impossible to determine.)

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When Consumed

You never drink... wine, but you eat the vampire cake.

You gain 9-16 Adventures.

You gain 9-10 Fortitude. You gain 9-10 Enchantedness. You gain 9-10 Smarm.

You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (duration: 10 Adventures)

(You gain 5 Fullness.)

Notes

• Can be bought at The Crimboween Spooky Cafe for 100 meat, but is instantly consumed when purchased.

References

• The consume text contains a reference to a much-parodied line from the 1992 film version of Dracula, where Dracula tells his guests "I have already dined, and I never drink... wine."