Vendor slime

You're fighting a vendor slime

This bright red slime is selling fandom-related merchandise to other slimes. I'm not really sure what the slime-equivalent of a t-shirt would be, but as the thing is attacking you now it's not a good time for you to be browsing its wares anyway.

hit:It lets you sample all of the amazing varieties of corrosive slime secreted by slimes all over the world. You find that one blistering chemical burn is pretty much the same as another.

Miss:

It insists you try some crazy snacks from the slime colony in the far East. The "throat-searing acid surprise" isn't much of a surprise, turns out.

You pout because you can't open any of the action figures to play with them.

It hits you with a prop sword, but it's made of styrofoam, so it doesn't hurt. Um, the *sword* is made of styrofoam, not the slime.