Wall of meat
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| Wall of meat | |
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| Monster ID | 1706 |
| Locations | The Naughty Sorceress' Tower |
| Hit Points | 700 |
| Attack | 200 |
| Defense | 200 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 160-240 |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% physical, 50% elemental |
| Monster Parts | flank, rump |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a wall of meatThe way forward is blocked by a room-spanning wall of meat. Raw, pulsing, vein-shot meat. "I knew this thing was coming," says Frank, "but I was not prepared. Blech."
If you've beaten it already this run:
"It's definitely smaller than last time, Chief," says Frank. "Keep it up!"
Hit Message(s):
The wall crushes your <shins> between two of its massive flanks. Argh! Oof! Ouch!
The wall lashes out a sausagelike pseudopod and slaps you on the <head>. "Whoah!" shouts Frank. "That had to hurt!" Oof! Argh! Ouch!
Some of the meat meets your nipple. It is not a happy meating. Argh! Argh! Ow!
A heavy tongue of meat disgorges itself from the wall and slaps your <arse>. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
A slab of meat dislodges itself from the wall and falls on you like a ton of brisket. Ugh! Oof! Ugh!
The wall shifts, and sprays a gout of blood on you. Frank explains that it's not actually blood, but water saturated with myoglobin. That doesn't make it any less disgusting. Eek! Argh! Argh! (sleaze damage)
Upon losing the fight:
Frank says "Hmm. I don't think there's really a trick to winning this one, Chief. You just have to... y'know... not get your ass kicked."
"Thanks, Frank."
With low meat drops:
You watch in horror as the scattered bits of meat begin to reform.
Frank says "You made a dent there, Chief, but I bet you could get more Meat out of it if you were really tryin'."
 | You gain ?−263-? Meat |
With moderate meat drops:
You watch in horror as the scattered bits of meat begin to reform.
Frank says "Hey, nice work there! You really carved a chunk outta that nasty thing!"
| You gain ?−400−460? Meat |
When finally defeating it:
Frank says "Looks like that was the last of the Meat!" You look up, and he's right -- the stairs to the next floor are clear!
| You gain some Meat |
Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
Notes
- The wall must be attacked repeatedly until all its meat is removed. Maximise meat drops to minimise the number of turns required.
- Weapon attacks work normally.
- Never misses.
