Wall of meat

There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required. How much meat does it drop? Must one collect a certain amount of meat (and how much) in order to put it down or does it simply measure +X% Meat from Monsters? (Players on the Way of the Surprising Fist probably know the answer to that.)

Wall of meat
Monster ID	1706
Locations	The Naughty Sorceress' Tower
Hit Points	700
Attack	200
Defense	200
Initiative	0
Meat	160-240
Phylum	elemental
Elements	None
Resistance	50% physical, 50% elemental
Monster Parts	flank, rump
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a wall of meat

The way forward is blocked by a room-spanning wall of meat. Raw, pulsing, vein-shot meat. "I knew this thing was coming," says Frank, "but I was not prepared. Blech."

If you've beaten it already this run:

"It's definitely smaller than last time, Chief," says Frank. "Keep it up!"

Hit Message(s):

The wall crushes your <neck> between two of its massive flanks. Oof! Oof! Ouch!

The wall lashes out a sausagelike pseudopod and slaps you on the <eye>. "Whoah!" shouts Frank. "That had to hurt!" Ow! Ouch! Ouch!

Some of the meat meets your nipple. It is not a happy meating. Argh! Ooh! Ooh!

A heavy tongue of meat disgorges itself from the wall and slaps your <arse>. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

A slab of meat dislodges itself from the wall and falls on you like a ton of brisket. Argh! Ugh! Argh!

The wall shifts, and sprays a gout of blood on you. Frank explains that it's not actually blood, but water saturated with myoglobin. That doesn't make it any less disgusting. Oof! Argh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

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After Combat

Upon losing the fight:

Frank says "Hmm. I don't think there's really a trick to winning this one, Chief. You just have to... y'know... not get your ass kicked."

"Thanks, Frank."

With low meat drops:

You watch in horror as the scattered bits of meat begin to reform.

Frank says "You made a dent there, Chief, but I bet you could get more Meat out of it if you were really tryin'."

You gain ?−263-? Meat

With moderate meat drops:

You watch in horror as the scattered bits of meat begin to reform.

Frank says "Hey, nice work there! You really carved a chunk outta that nasty thing!"

You gain ?−400−530? Meat

When finally defeating it:

Frank says "Looks like that was the last of the Meat!" You look up, and he's right -- the stairs to the next floor are clear!

You gain some Meat

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Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.

Notes

• The wall must be attacked repeatedly until all its meat is removed. Maximise meat drops to minimise the number of turns required.
• Weapon attacks work normally.
• Never misses.