Wall of meat

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Wall of meat
Monster ID	1706
Locations	The Naughty Sorceress' Tower
Hit Points	700
Attack	200
Defense	200
Initiative	0
Meat	160-240
Phylum	elemental
Elements	None
Resistance	50% physical, 50% elemental
Monster Parts	flank, rump
Drops
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a wall of meat

The way forward is blocked by a room-spanning wall of meat. Raw, pulsing, vein-shot meat. "I knew this thing was coming," says Frank, "but I was not prepared. Blech."

If you've beaten it already this run:

"It's definitely smaller than last time, Chief," says Frank. "Keep it up!"

Hit Message(s):

The wall crushes your <ear> between two of its massive flanks. Ooh! Eek! Eek!

The wall lashes out a sausagelike pseudopod and slaps you on the <ear>. "Whoah!" shouts Frank. "That had to hurt!" Ow! Ugh! Ooh!

Some of the meat meets your nipple. It is not a happy meating. Argh! Ouch! Eek!

A heavy tongue of meat disgorges itself from the wall and slaps your <ankle>. Ow! Ooh! Oof!

A slab of meat dislodges itself from the wall and falls on you like a ton of brisket. Ouch! Ouch! Oof!

The wall shifts, and sprays a gout of blood on you. Frank explains that it's not actually blood, but water saturated with myoglobin. That doesn't make it any less disgusting. Ow! Ouch! Ow! (sleaze damage)

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After Combat

Upon losing the fight:

Frank says "Hmm. I don't think there's really a trick to winning this one, Chief. You just have to... y'know... not get your ass kicked."

"Thanks, Frank."

With low meat drops:

You watch in horror as the scattered bits of meat begin to reform.

Frank says "You made a dent there, Chief, but I bet you could get more Meat out of it if you were really tryin'."

You gain ?−263-? Meat

With moderate meat drops:

You watch in horror as the scattered bits of meat begin to reform.

Frank says "Hey, nice work there! You really carved a chunk outta that nasty thing!"

You gain ?−400−530? Meat

When finally defeating it:

Frank says "Looks like that was the last of the Meat!" You look up, and he's right -- the stairs to the next floor are clear!

You gain some Meat

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Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.

Notes

• The image for the wall changes, depending on how much meat has already dropped from it in previous combats:

• With less than 750? meat left in the wall:

• With less than 500? meat left in the wall:

• With less than 250? meat left in the wall:

• Unlike the other two Walls, damage functions normally against the Wall of meat.
• The wall must be attacked repeatedly until all its meat is removed. Maximize meat drops to minimize the number of turns required.
• You must acquire over 1000 meat from the wall in order to pass the Wall of meat.
• Never misses.
• Cannot be stunned or staggered.
• Deals increasing damage each combat round.
  • On each attack the wall will deal damage equal to ceiling( MaxHP * (0.05 + 0.25 * number of previous attacks) ) which is unaffected by Damage Absorption, Damage Reduction or Elemental Resistance.
  • Its first attack will deal 5% of your Max HP rounded up, the second will deal 30%, the third will deal 55% and the fourth will deal 80%.