War Frat Elite Wartender

War Frat Elite Wartender
Monster ID	506
Locations	The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points	220
Attack	195
Defense	166
No-Hit	205
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, sake bomb, tequila grenade, blue class ring
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a War Frat Elite Wartender

This bartender isn't a frat boy -- she's the outside help the frat boys used to hire for their really good parties. She's known more for her bottle-slinging and table-dancing skills than for mixology, but she always breathes life into any social gathering. Just don't take her home -- rumor has it you'd rather gnaw your arm off than wake up next to her.

Hit Message(s):

She jumps up on her portable bar and does a high-stepping dance, kicking you in the head with her stiletto heels. Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch!

She takes off her bra under her shirt (how do girls do that?) and uses it as a double-barreled, shot-slinging slingshot. Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Ouch!

She takes off her bra under her shirt (how do girls do that?) and uses it as a double-barreled, shot-slinging slingshot. Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!

She juggles three sake bombs, lighting the fuses with a cigarette held between her teeth, then whips all three at you. Ouch! Argh! Ow! Eek! Ugh!

She mixes up a flaming cocktail, then whips it at you. Yipe! Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Ow! (hot damage)

She jumps up on her portable bar and does a high-stepping can-can, kicking glass bottles and shots at you, showering you with broken glass. Ow! Argh! Argh! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

She spins a bottle over her head, but the alcohol drips down and smudges her mascara, so she has to stop and re-apply make-up.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: blue class ring (? chance)*

You acquire an item: PADL Phone (? chance)*

You acquire an item: beer bomb (? chance)*

You acquire an item: molotov cocktail cocktail (? chance)*

You acquire an item: sake bomb (? chance)*

You acquire an item: sake bomb (? chance)*

You acquire an item: tequila grenade (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) (in War Hippy Fatigues).

Notes

Weak to cold (assumed to be sleaze aligned).