War Hippy Elite Rigger

War Hippy Elite Rigger
Monster ID	487
Locations	The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points	215
Attack	190
Defense	171
No-Hit	200
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a War Hippy Elite Rigger

This is the captain of the elite 1965th infantry division, or "Jerry's Riggers" as they're called. He was promoted after he made a bomb out of a rubber band, a paperclip, and three wads of chewing gum. As he's often been quoted as saying, "anything you can think of lacks only an explosive component to become a bomb."

Hit Message(s):

He rigs together a Genalen(TM) bottle, a foot of hemp rope, and four tofu dogs. It somehow explodes and showers you with shrapnel. Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: communications windchimes

You gain 50 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues.