warbear breakfast machine
This is a nearly featureless metal cube -- the only things on its smooth metal surface are a small white button on the top, and a decal depicting bacon and eggs on the side.
Type: usable (once per day)
Cannot be traded or discarded
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In-game plural:
warbear breakfast machines)
Obtained From
- Items
- warbear breakfast machine assembler
When Used
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| You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together.You push the bellows on the front of the machine to heat up the fire that will make the teakettle boil so the mist coming out of it knocks over a house of cards that pushes a balloon to the side and turns on the stove. Sadly, the hamster doesn't start running when the match is struck on the sandpaper, so the whole thing comes out janky.
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| You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You open the blinds so the magnifying glass will catch the sun and burn the rope that will drop the weight onto the teeter-totter to launch the knife into the grapefruit. But the cord on the vertical blinds gets snagged, so the milk spills before it hits the cereal.
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| You push the button, but for once the machine doesn't unfold into an improbable series of ramps, pulleys, levers, chickens, and balloons. Instead it glows brightly for a few minutes and then ejects a plate of perfect breakfast bliss, playing a little angelic choir sound file as it does.
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- Subsequent uses each day:
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| You've already made breakfast today. Give the machine a rest, will you? It's not a machine.
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Collection
- 🥇: A Gressive Coffee Addict (#1143375), Adamantois (#46472), Aerin Frost (#784567), Agburanar (#556788), AnxiousHyrax (#1274859), Archipelago71 (#200377), Archon386 (#2006602), Artie Effham (#976900), B A Takaline (#1871278), BakaGaijin (#1864289) - 1
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